TOYS FOR BOYS
http://www.game.com/XBOX= £149 PS3= £249
1. PS3/Xbox 360: for people with A Roman Abramovichesque budget both would be a dream, but realistically ps3 and Xbox 360 are as inseparable as the Chuckle Brothers, they both offer quality graphics and superb game play in equal measure. Although the Xbox wins the cost competition.
http://www.amazon.com/£9.78
2. The Inbetweener’s DVD- a geek, a liar, an idiot and Simon all trying to impress girls and reach the holy grail of losing their virginity. Throw in a savage beating on a fish, trouble from 12 year old thugs and a red bull binge. Hilarity is guaranteed.
http://www.primark.com/However much you want to spend!
3. SOCKS- Yes socks! I mean what teenagers wants to spend their own money on boring things like socks! If granny buys some leaves you with more money to spend on exciting things such as beer and nuts magazines.
http://www.shoppingbank.com/
£9.94
4. Gift sets (grooming) - impress girls or keep your current missus happy. Ask for a lynx or Adidas and you will be beating the women off with a large stick. These grooming sets will make u smell more like a bed of roses and less like the fertiliser used to grow them.
http://www.play.com/ £29.99
5. Fifa 10- live out your own personal football dreams with the greatest football game ever. Score the winner at old Trafford, clear the ball of the line at Stamford Bridge, and take your team all the way to Wembley. The next best thing to being a professional.
£24.99
6. Football Manager 2010. Once you have conquered the professional football world, you can retire and take up football manager. Cope with pre-maddona players, pressure from the press and fans and lead your team to glory.
£55.49
7. Nuts subscription: no explanation necessary, a weekly dose of women, sport and 100% men stories. Anybody who is anybody will want this as their Christmas present. Let’s face it, if you didn’t want this, you would be crazy (and probably not reading this).
£10, £20 or £50
8. iTunes Vouchers: weather you fancy rapping with R.Kelly, dancing to Dolly Parton, or chilling out with Chicane. An iTunes voucher is a brilliant way to LEGALLY download music. So much music at your fingertips.
£34.82
9. Free-view box: a must if you are a student. Re runs of Jeremy Kyle are as essential to young people as beer and dodgy haircuts. These are perfect if your parents have a Chester City budget rather than a Chelsea budget, cheaper version to Sky. Sky Sports News is essential viewing, even if it just to ogle at Georgie Thompson.
£34.99
10. Call of Duty- Modern Warfare 2: Fight the middle east and Russia to save the world. Impeccable graphics and superb storyline makes this essential playing for anyone interested in video games.
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